like all your dates, it was characterized by people screaming and throwing themselves out the window

Forst, sorry for my English. But , Hi from Greece ! Thanks for a site for us all

I am lonely in my home with Father and Mother both workers. I m ready for a brother,

Get to the point, So im 12 and I think i could get my peanus stiff in her bavina if I tried but I dont want the part when i pee . is there a way to get girl pergent for other way ? Can you make sure it a brother? what is a boner , in easy word please

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I think theyre some of the funniest , best, just lovliest girls to post on any site, rieally. Normally when dealing with this gender, you are given the mixed bag of drama, and other babble. But the girls here are just so sweet, and nice honeys. Catch ya around

"If you want a picture of the future, imagine a high school attended by all of the Sonic the Hedgehog characters, and during class Shadow passes a note to Sonic that says 'Hey i have something i need to tell you at recess.' And at recess they hang out near a picnic table and Shadow puts his gloved hand on Sonic's and looks into his.eyes and they share a deep, passionate kiss. Then the bell rings, and it's back to class for Sonic and friends, but there is a new tension among them.. It is a very exciting time, for Sonic and Shadow. It's awesome to imagine this" - ~GeorgeOrwell.deviantart.com

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write "bloard dot com" on your own butt OP, whilst your bastard son watches. and then say, i've reavealed myself to a bastard like you, whilst your bastard stares on, uncomprehending.

"Want another hit Ulililia?" "Hell yea bro. Give me that 1.47 gram bowl so I may apply a 839.3 degree Celsius flame to it for 5.96 seconds and inhale the dank vapors"

I practice by smoshing my face into different cuts of meat, different typeso fmeat. Push your face into the meat and imagine a world of lifght and love. Glug glug glug ahh thanks for the sip of Pepsi, babe/hunk . its great to kiss, its great to sip and I Love ya

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i accidentally celebrated halloween today. I spook too soon

I want a bloard gf so FUcking bad *starts puncheing myself harder and harder*

Until u turn 18 your mom and dad legally own the top and bottom half of your DS, respectively

WASUP BLOARD ITS ME HERE AGAINA DN IVE BEEN SPREADING THE WORD OF COURSE AS USUAL FOR THE NEW SITE PEOPLE ARE LOOKING AT AND POSTING HERE AS WELL

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AND CLICK THIS ASWELL http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hAlVmqNjEgc FTW

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Thanks you, friend. I am called Sevna , I have 16 year's and love black jazz. I am proud SERB and the fires between our two countrie gone for now. Broteher GNow I reach out to you Greece brother for the pit of All men-trouble: Pee in Bavina

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Many Radiohead records are 45rpm, meaning that when played at the most common record speed, 33rpm, the songs play slower; I believe that Radiohead intends for people to enjoy these "alternate versions" of their albums. Via an Ac to DC power converter, i can get a fog machine running in the ol Chevy Tahoe. A few buffalo chicken packs from Safeway, some ranch dressing, and i am good to go, driving 15mph around suburban neighborhoods and playing Hail to the Thief at 85% speed, which i have burned to CD, while i munch on my chicken wings, moist from the ranch goop + the ambient fog.

feed my junkie dog's habit.

+1 if youre part of the words sometimes mean two things crew

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While I am not technically employed by the railroad industry, I am happy to share my research on this topic.

SPECIMEN #1 - Grayson Carver, Male, 37. Divorced (ex-wife Marisa, 39), with two biological daughters (Katy, 8 and Steffi, 11). Occupation: railroad conductor for Amtrak, train #774. Route: Pacific Surfliner, San Diego to San Luis Obispo and back, daily and sometimes on weekends (varies seasonally). Grayson takes a bathroom break between 10:40 and 11:05 AM every day at the San Juan Capistrano station. During this break, he is not amenable to being approached and asked about trains.

SPECIMEN #2 - Geoff Rhames, Male, 56. Married (wife Allison, 44), no children. Occupation: former train conductor, now self-employed engineer hired for regular maintenance by Amtrak. Repairs all Amtrak trains but services Grayson’s train at a slightly higher rate (~1.15, sample size is small enough that this may be statistical noise). No romantic feelings toward the trains or toward Grayson (very emphatic about this).

SPECIMEN #3 - Ashley Katz, Female, 34. Single, no children. Occupation: railroad conductor for Amtrak, train #796. Route: California Coastal Line, Roseville to San Diego and back, 3-4 times weekly (varies seasonally). Beautiful queen of the rails. Black hair flows like sensual crude oil. Kisses the speeding air with her honeyed luscious lips. Has not read Atlas Shrugged. Overly litigious, takes out restraining orders against people who have done nothing wrong.

I hope this information is useful to you.

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Im Sad Always

Some thoughts:

• The two extra syllables of "grassperger's" are enough to ruin the unconscious connection to the original saying. It's still recognized, but not until consciously considered, which changes the character of that aspect of the joke from punchy to, well, thoughtful.*

• Without that punchiness, you miss out on such significant benefits of playing off an existing saying that I think it's no longer worth the contortions you have to put the rest of the joke through to fit the pattern.

• I appreciate "grassperger's," but for the reasons above I don't think it can work in this format. I recommend saving it for when a more well-considered thoughtful* joke presents itself.

* I don't have a good term for this, but I mean in contrast to punchy — so, a joke you find funny after conscious consideration, rather than before. Obviously all jokes involve some measure of both, but most in my estimation clearly favor one over the other.

Best of luck, and happy bloarding!

april 20, 2011 - lih0n gets the inspiration for bloard from watching strangers on a crowded subway train all talking over each other. lih0n thinks "wouldn't it be great if you could just follow certain people and only see their posts and threads and also +1 the ones you like"

july 9, 2011 - bored one afternoon, lih0n takes phpbb code and changes the name to "bloard." bloard beta is born

october 11, 2011 - the official international launch of bloard. bloard makes the front page of BitCoin News, BitNews, and BitSource (A Bitcoin News Site)

october 18, 2011 - first goatse

october 30, 2011 - wood thrush starts posting

november 8, 2011 - wood thrush stops posting

???????? - wood thrush starts posting again

cool thread idea. let's all suck each other off and die.