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- Just look at my posts and click +1. That's how you bloard.
- I'll post this here, a little analysis of a poem jerry wrote (reproduced below from its revised form on twitter for those who have yet to read it) U / U / 1 The hobbit King U / u / 2 Will suck your dick U / U / 3 If on the fa v U / U / 4 This post you click / / / U 5 But dont say the / U / 6 king is me U / U / 7or in your mouth U / U / 8 my piss will be Jerry intentionally varies the meter on line 5. My personal preference would be U / U / but do not say U / U / the king is me which preserves the iambic dimeter, but I also like the stylistic choice of changing the meter here emphasizing the implied threat to the reader while also setting up the ironic conclusion where it becomes obvious the writer is in fact the aforementioned "hobbit king".
- ◼◼◻◻◻◻◻◻◻◻ 20% - ACCESSING BLOARD MAIN FRAME... ◼◼◼◻◻◻◻◻◻◻ 30% - BYE PASSING SECURITY PROTOCOL'S... ◼◼◼◼◼◼◻◻◻◻ 60% - LEAPING ACROSS QUALITY POSTS IN 3D TRON-STYLE ENVIRONMENT... ◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◻ 90% - POWER CYCLING ROUTER... ◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼◼ 100% - CONGRATULATIONS! BLOARD HACKED. DELIVERING MAIN-FRAME PAYLOAD... "COCK OF THE WALK" SUBROUTINE... [img]http://i.imgur.com/1i3woa7.gif[/img]
- Raise awareness for activism by tugging your collar and shooting off a quick "Yeesh..." when someone does something offensive or wrong.
- well erik, needless to say, i did not read that post. but i pressed the plus button because we are friends.
- in aout 30 minutes. really excited. i love sleeping. it's like being dead. i love being almost dead. imitatively dead. it's super good. i can't wait. every night before i go to bed i do the moves to get ready to pretend to be almost kind of dead. i palm slam my alienware laptop shut and right there i start doing the sleepwalk to the bathroom. making swishing sounds when i gargle up some Listerine or even sometimes the generic, off-brand meijer stuff. not many are interested in the kind of sleep i'm into. i am. i don't normally brag about it especially on bloard, mostly because i respect other bloarders (except derek whatshisface) because they are all respectable and totally not shit humans. i am very familiar with death and i've learned how to accept that i'm a totally lost idiot and staring at the ceiling every night in terror of growing older without an end goal or anything i'm proud of in life is the antithesis of how to solve my problems. i only sleep a few hours total a week because i wake up constantly from nightmares of being stuck in the same place for the next 60 years with nothing to leave behind. then i lift.
- i pledge to post on bloard forever. i will not stop posting even if i get coronavirus. if the site goes down i will email you all these posts, i will write them on the walls and scream them from the rooftops. i love to post, and no one can stop me.
- Hello im new to bloard.com I joined because i was curious.. This is my first post
- Shoot snooby out of a canon in a really public place. In my vision he's wearing all green with a cape that says "I'ts all on bloard baby" and while flying gracefully through the air, he shouts "Go on Bloard.com" Think you're up to that snooby?
- [quote=moog;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F5827] post a pic of your wife so we can look at her [/quote] [quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fpost-a-pick-of-you-re-gf%2Fposts%2F2238] [img]http://i.imgur.com/9T4dz2P.png[/img] [/quote]
- if you're close enough to read this, you could have a go at sucking the cars exhaust pipe like its a cock
- Ladies please note that this does NOT represent the views of bloard or the rest of its members, especially me.
- [img]https://i.imgur.com/BGSHqnX.png[/img] hmm i have my suspicios this post is not from amber,.. i'll have to send it to the lab for further analysis
- [img]https://i.ibb.co/j6jm13Y/bloardblast.jpg[/img]
- I'm a neutral third party observer and I say: lol.
- cool thread... think i'll just mosey on in lmfao... fuck you... [img]https://c1.staticflickr.com/1/794/41300855812_c57eb53e67_b.jpg[/img]
- *8 am, classroom is full of rowdy urban bloarders listening to rap music* teacher: hello my name is mr martin im your new mod snooby: f*ck you! mods suck! *entire classroom bursts in laughter and applause* mr martin: that seems rather harsh, son. what did mods ever do to you snooby: you sons of bitches permabanned my life partner lance! [authors note: added this in for lulz] mr martin: oh so i did that? i dont recall snooby: well no...but all mods are the same, man! youre all fascists mr martin: * leaning against chalkboard with chill youthful demeanor* is it fair to profile all mods because of the unjust actions of a few? what if someone named snooby stole my wallet does that mean i can hate all snoobys? snooby: tch...! mr martin: folks we all have our own biases but part of being a better poster is overcoming those conditioned biases to make a healthy ecosystem of upbloards and posts sooby: your right! im sorry mr martin... mr martin: hey snoob....youre gonna be fine kid :) snooby: :) moral of the story...no matter our background, black gay muslim or normal, were all stuck on this bloard together we may as well get alongฯ <3
- your welcome now were gonna turn you alt right😈
- but first, by good sirs, methinks, I must take a massive bong rip ☝ * puuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh blowing out a massive cloud of le weed vapour. Uh yeah. Not bad not bad my dudes.
- oh baby its Saturday.... looking forward to a relaxing night of enjoying a bottle of the official Bloard Wine™️ and appreciating some fine art in my home... [img]https://bloard.mikedettmer.com/imgs/IMG_0450.jpg[/img]
- why would you post shit on this beautiful forum. why would you spit in bloardman's face
- Hey all, just wanted to let you all in on a new thing I'm going to be trying for the new year. In an effort to bloardify my daily conversations, I'm going to replace "yes" with "bloard" and "no" with "bloard". If you think it's cool let me know and if you think it's lame let me know.
- Please add a - button so I can vote posts down instead of voting them up. I don't want other people to have this functionality, because they might use it on my posts. You could put it next to the + button, or even underneath it. Another idea of where to put it is, on the opposite side of the post. Here are some circumstances in which I might use the - button: - someone disrespects my beliefs - a hated troll posts in one of my threads and makes fun of my famously bad testicles - thread made in the no thread zone - if i think it would be funny - feel like it - bored PLEASE sign this petition and upvote the OP [this post]. I know it might not seem like it, but every little bit of support you can offer helps a great deal. Thanks for reading, idiots. edit: fixed grammar
- me: its called bloard and basically we just say whats on our mind, we kinda make fun of posting culture but its all good natured. you get upvotes too its pretty chill, lots of cool twitter personalities post here gamestop employee: cool.