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- one day we'll all look back and think on all of our fond memories of all the epic bloard moments we have experienced and we are going to tell stories about it in the nursing home and nobody is ever going to believe it.
- show her ur dick. if she laughs at u, that means she is happy and wants to have sex. if she starts crying... well, that means she is starting to get emotional from being super horny. if she gets mad at u, she is just being tsundere because she is autistic and her poorly developed sense of social cues is derived entirely from watching animes
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fkissing-thread%2Fposts%2F13776] kissing is a gateway to fingerfucking and buttblasting [/quote] ya basically this. im very smart about all of it and i know all about it
- it's basically like the movie inception, except instead of the characters falling asleep, it's the viewer that falls asleep ๐
- just get extremely drunk and everything will be just fine โ this works in any kind of situation btw,,, very versatile edit: this is in regards to the post about the wedding or whatever on the last page i didn't quote it sorry about it
- my side fingers are numb from the cold due to the lack of fur on my hands so now i'm going to have trouble hoisting myself onto the throne to spew my nauseating but just doodoos into the nether
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fy%2Fposts%2F448] i have depression [/quote] thats cool i have diarrea
- its weiner day at the gym lol. just kidding. im actually just messing around with some free weights and barking like a dog after each rep. after each set i start panting heavily and i wag my tail when people pat me on the head as they pass by
- i just thing it would be kinda fun to have a nice long neck right about now
- [quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fhas-anyone-escaped%2Fposts%2F13608] i had a near death experience and i alm,ost escaped the bloardtrix. i nearly got run over in a parking lot and i woke up in my pod, theres no hope. earth is a barren rock and everyones plugged into this big fucking machine!!!!! [/quote] its not a machine its just a giant fuckin toilet lmao
- [quote=hillips;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Freal-talk-the-bloard-thread-with-a-strict-no-irony-policy%2Fposts%2F3056] whatcha thinking about [/quote] bazongas. sorry, but i'm just being honest
- who? there is no way someone is actually named elon musk. that is a made up name. CALL THE POLICE
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- i skimmed over it and saw the words starbucks, butterfly and bloard. not quite sure whats going on...
- [quote=littleerik;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fgummy-bears-or-gummy-cokes-or-other%2Fposts%2F6752] [img]https://i.imgur.com/sNzWA9X.jpg[/img] [/quote] damn, nice cummies dude
- i put cum around the edges of my doors and windows to keep ants out of my humble home
- i kind of just click on all the new post buttons but dont actually read the new posts
- so there i was, just jammin it, like all ways. just havin at it, like. then all of the sudden, it pops into my head. bloard! lmao.. so random ๐ anyone else?
- sorry, i was just mentioning the name of the documentary im watching ๐