Thank you so much king dad ☺️
dereklaserbeam
hi there
- I’m currently reading https://bloard.com/bloards/gym_AND_Book_bloard/topics/current-book-workout-regiment-your-doing-now and my workout routine mainly consists of getting off the couch and walking up a set of stairs to go peepee. Then I return to the couch where I spend most of my waking hours.
- [quote=bug%20deal;%2Fbloards%2Fswamp_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fempty-swamp%2Fposts%2F7384] dab my ass [/quote] my pleasure my friend. i got some charmin freshmates ready to go. let’s clean that ass up pronto.
- I took a zyrtec, which is supposed to be non-drowsy but it always knocks me the fuck out because I’m special.
- I’m looking across the street at club baby and then looking back at the adults only hot tub section of club bloard. Barkeep please have a free shirley temple with extra cherries delivered to that hot tub over there. I’ll be soaking momentarily 🥴
- I’m lifting the weight of my big fat ass with my powerful thighs
- I’m playing chat roulette with my homies and trying not to jack off
- so glad i caught the morning thread in the morning. i feel super productive today, from posting on bloard instead of working for the man.
- hmm think i might muster up the courage to block off orgamecha too 🗣
- i’m blasting my pecks squanching my glutes grinching my lats all 4 u :)
- Dick prey, cunt bait chop chop dick chop away from sack dick gone away Hiya [url=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sima_Qian]Sima Qian[/url]
- I hurt my riblet laughing too hard the other day
- I am pigfoot vermont’s first creation. Created in his own image
- Love to see a snowman skull post on here. If only he would join bloardchat...
- hey new bloarders, what’s your twitter name? drop it here and we’ll add u to bloard chat on there. well someone will. i’m still banned from there for another 6 hours. 😬
- I never noticed he had his lil wiener out until now
- You’re bloardvited to join jerrychat. A state of the art extended bloard experience. [url]https://discord.gg/eQGxTb[/url]
- here's a poem i just wrote: not unlike e.e. cummings i also like to sling rope
- swann... (mournfully) swan... (longingly) swaaannnnn