I bloard in abandoned buildings. I bloard in squalor

BOO!

Ah shoot!

[quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ffukcing-hate-women%2Fposts%2F12126] Let's do it, let's kill beefsnack 😈😈 [/quote] More like queefsnack lmoa

Goblin Nonce

you learn to talk to all the earth-based creepy crawlies and beasties and things are going really great. just as you're beginning to think "wow these guys are all so great!", you stumble across a very serious plot by ants to kidnap [url=https://bloard.com/users/littleerik]littleerik[/url]. when you try to tell others they think it's a funny joke and don't take it seriously. i wish i owned Herbie, the car with a 'tude

Baby on bloard 😎😎😎

i only got one: 1) Chortling really loud edit:😎

Hey moog, the other side sent me to tell you they’re still laughing about your little orange pussy!

a bloard cafe where we all wear cute outfits

Pissing hard, the neighbors complaining

find myself saying ”fuckin bitch like cum” quite a bit these days it doesn’t mean anything

poisonous berry

Ever seen a reindeer fly? No! It’s because they’re too damn fast

turned over a log and got bitten to pieces by a bunch of ants (i'm pretty sure it was a racist thing, as it often is with ants) so i started frantically slapping them but they're fast little buggers so they would just dodge all my attempts to defend myself causing me to inflict pain only on myself. I swear i could hear them laughing and teasing and calling me bitch.

Hey... uh... could you give this to the manager, please? It's a job application. I'm hoping to work here! I tried applying to that hardware store across the way; pigfoot's I think it's called. But they laughed and burned it to ashes right in front of me... Then as I was running out crying, they pelted me with peanut butter Snickers. 😓

the apple doesn't fall far from my dad

[quote=meowkittens6;%2Fbloards%2Fitsgood%2Ftopics%2Fgou%2Fposts%2F12513] Gou [/quote] Insane shit people wtf

[quote=beefsnack;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F7838] but, more traffic would mean more dummies 👿👿👿 [/quote] Have some faith. Bloard brings out the best in people ☺️

I got what it takes cap. Put me in! 🏈 🙋‍♂️

[quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F7816] Grab two friends and do the bloard dance. If they refuse, then give 'em a good old bloard stare down until they piss their pants and post. [/quote] bloarders be like [img]https://media1.tenor.com/images/893084fa2350f5bfe2d3e543e3d5f310/tenor.gif?itemid=3495287[/img]

dick chap piss king

Whimsical wife off

[quote=jerry;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fnew-year-boons-curses%2Fposts%2F8260] claire!!!!!!! you either ignored or didn't notice the alternating boon-curse-boon-curse pattern i'm using that forced me to give snooby a curse. you would have gotten a boon if you had not so angered me with this silly mistake. curse: you're deathly allergic to peanuts this year. not to all peanuts, no, you're allergic to 3 specific peanuts. avoid them at all costs. [/quote] Ah the ol boon, curse, boon, curse rotation. Very archaic but still works a treat 🧐

oh crumbs

Okay

we force them

Once every two or three days, as if on queue I manage to convince myself that I'm bloardman when in reality I'm just some newbie bloarder 😅

🙂👍

[quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fmammal-brain-use-only-in-this-thread%2Fposts%2F12120] I'm using mammal brain to excrete my fecal matter in the street without feeling guilty [/quote] my mammal brain is bouncing off the inner walls of my skull because blandkidneystone just posted!

Oh boy! First day on the job, can’t wait to start 😁

It's heavily inferred that he's batting for team titty. There's is in fact a chapter of the manga where Garfield expresses his deep desire to go to hooters. needless to say jon is hesitant because he's a cat. I wanna know what makes that motherf*cker Nermal tick

A place for figuring out where each bloarder would fall on a character alignment chart!

can i have one?

always thought snooby was a cat of some sort Tbh ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[img]https://steamuserimages-a.akamaihd.net/ugc/959727463716385358/99655774B52B434F7049C9D561C7643BAF403D22/[/img]

[quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10526] He uh, he told me in confidence he’s hiding kids in the aisle with all the wall outlets! Take this guy down! [/quote] Boss he's still getting more customers than us! and i think people are stealing from us because there are no employees in our store 😟

Blumpkin

1) grub 2) slime 3) muck

Hmm with a name like rͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬͬaͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣͣtͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭͭ I’m sure you’ll fit in perfectly