hmm? oh i see no one has added toilet man to secret_bloard yet
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- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthe-crumb-check-thread%2Fposts%2F5232] i have reason 2 believe that this thread is not as altruistic as it seems. in fact, my sources tell me this thread was authored by a colony of ants, which have taken control of hillips’ account! 🚨 🐜 [/quote] they're spreading. god help us all
- sternums doing good now . been 60 fullbelly squinches every day since 3 weeks ago for me
- club bloard? i havent been here since they had to pull the one guy out of the waterslide after he got stuck trying to dam it shut with a bunch of plastic forks. what a mess lol
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- wuuhhuhuh guys i... i can feel him channeling is enargies through my psyche... ! I can hear him! he's saying [quote=Swann;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fswann-rebirth-thread%2Fposts%2F11192] You bunch of hooligans are being loud as fuck, I'm trying to catch some sleep and yr pissing me off! I should curse the lot of you to the unbridled hellfire that is derek's nasty ass farts! Haha I jest, you guys are welcome anytime, baby. Party's always going down and the bitches they got here are smokin' my damned dick 2 by 2!! I hear getting rimmed postbloartem is pure bliss but I wouldn't know personally. Oh and nice peppers Erik [/quote]
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- this is a question philosophers have been pondering for millennia. what is bloard? what does it all mean? maybe it is the essence of a god who has abandoned us, serving as a reminder of our sins and a monument to our struggles. maybe bloard in itself is an entity we can't comprehend. perhaps it is better that we do not have an answer.
- i used to play this game with my grammom [img]http://farm4.staticflickr.com/3476/3364510286_06259a5459.jpg[/img] fuckin sick. maybe she was ants too
- water? i gave that shit up a long time ago. be caregful messin around with those hard drugs
- your previous pic had some things going for it. homorous and erotic while remaining tasteful. however it does not represent your brand as well as your current one and that is why i think you made the right choice. out of 10 fingers id give them: old pic - 7.4 new pic - 8.1
- i stoppped rewinding vhs tapes before returning them and i finally feel alive
- ah, turns out that was actually wowneat whispering in my ear. fuckin prankster
- [img]https://betting.cdnppb.net/golf/AUGUSTA%20NATIONAL.956x538.jpg[/img] Windows open, slight breeze, beer cracked, time to watch some golf Lots of good putts all around very good stuff This Haotong Li guy's been smacking em pretty good i think he's played this game before
- [quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fgaze-into-my-chunky-crystal-ball%2Fposts%2F11638] also would you like some ketchup too? [/quote] fuck no that stuff will kill ya
- im thankful to read a chernip's post also to reply to a post
- finally. i was at the store buying carbon and i saw one of the babes. yes she was big and tall just like i thought. i asked if shes from noko and if she knows where the other bloard babes are at. she said she didnt know, guess they must have got split up in the teleport. i had to leave after they told me to stop shouting in the store but im gonna find the rest of em
- i'm lemon lime's wank coach and we're going for gold this year baby!
- listin i been watching Our Planet on netflix and its got me thinking bout like how can a damn birds swim in the water son of the bitch lol whats next? squirrels that can fly? haha crazy they got these walruses to climb up a mountain and pushed em off BIG F anyways check it out
- [quote=pigfoot_vermont;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fplans-to-bring-in-more-bloard-users%2Fposts%2F5229] plan to bring in new users with a “bloard rap” lyrics something like “i was up late night BLOARDIN!” and then there would probably be some more lyrics but im not sure [/quote] we can build off of this idea. i was up late night bloarding watching a recording of dereklaserbeam until morning because bloard dot com is the place to be, bloard dot com is the place for me
- i eat a pack of hot dogs and sit in the dark listeining to the soft humm of the microwave. every year for the past 6 years. and i dont hate it any more like i used to. thats because i dont expect for get invited to stuff any more and i found some section of carpet and it makes the floor a lot better to sit on
- [quote=scout;%2Fbloards%2FbloaRP%2Ftopics%2Fthe-bloard-hardware-store-rp%2Fposts%2F10417] HOLY SHIT!!! moog!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS UP!!!!!! [/quote] haha ayyy haha not much lol just trying to get my hardware store stocked
- the crowd loves a strong silent type. mouth closed, eyes forward peering into the broken soul of an anxious cop. dont be afraid of the tear gas, it will do more psychological harm than physical, but you've been trained to withstand more.
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- pretty sure we killed ant jesus and that just increased their resolve