had a buddy who put kepchup on bagels... thats right. on mac and cheese, too. then a few years after i stopped talking to him he shot his girlfriend and went to the bad man house. coincidence?
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- [img]https://i.imgur.com/jzIhirB.png[/img] very well done erik. the craftsmanship in your work is impeccable. with time you will have balanced many things, each altering the course of humanity for better or worse.
- oh dude theres a man in your dryer no wunner it dont work
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fc66e2a01-596a-4c4b-8ce1-eef8c81e8f00%2Fposts%2F12171] 🙁👎 [/quote] MODS
- now that my hand is stuck to his, we can begin the ritual. i pull the knife out from under my shirt
- i burned the roof of my mouth eating mcdonalds sandwich while driving
- [quote=%E2%98%83;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-quiz-which-bloarder-are-you%2Fposts%2F6220] 1 - nothing wrong with me 2 - nothing wrong with me 3 - nothing wrong with me 5 - nothing wrong with me 6 nothing wrong withj me 7 tnohngn jrWOIKJMKLG , [/quote] ok your definitely slow learner
- bend over baby imma slap that beef cake butt jeek. make them shit cans hurt like john cena knee dive offa high rope into your epic dump tank
- hhuwha..... wwwhat did yyou p- put in this food kd... i. ffffeel.....
- this post dead, moog cant make post more good than your post. best damn post ever made, true. jack, shut this shit down.
- im lifting up the spirits of my buddy haunted_shurb and consequently getting swole af fuck good jod haunted shrub!
- had a cool dream last night a tornado ripped through my house and obliterated it
- use code MOOG at checkout for 35% off your purchase of a PEZ dispenser ronald mandonald edition family pack limit 2 per customer
- oh bowy thanks kingdad! it's too bad im on this bone broth and chicken skin diet. ah, well, i guess a little bit wornt hurt!!
- i know just how to find him ... [img]https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTvQ3andd6Hz9HdWO-bEohlE7VldIcUDY34mw&usqp=CAU[/img] oops this just fell on the ground i wonder who it belongs to
- [img]https://i.etsystatic.com/17154254/r/il/40f880/2120577282/il_1588xN.2120577282_eazu.jpg[/img]
- i must confess that i am pissed about not having super strength exoskeletal limb extensions that allow me to jump 8 feet and rip a truck tire in half. and when the technology is available i bet all my bulies will have them and i wont and i'll be even worse off hiding in the bathroom from a hovering robotic power suited dickhead trying to give me a ultra nougie down to the fuckin brainstem
- there was a small man inside the ballot box who wouldnt let me submit my vote unless i paid him in shrimp
- [quote=meowkittens6;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fdr-moogs-healing-and-restoration-services%2Fposts%2F11083] I've got a classic case of uti and creaky bones 😳😖 [/quote] hmm im fresh out of bone lube, guess i'd better start whipping up a new batch. the uti might not be so easy to take care of since we'll need to find the wizard which cast that hex to begin with, sit through a bunch of unskippable cutscenes about his lore, and hope he'll settle out of court
- First time skating in front of my gf and kickflipped first try, been riding this high out all day
- i wanna fuck joe biden i wanna bust inside him grab him by the hips kiss him on the lips im soppin at the cob slobbin on his knob i want you biden baby you drivin me so crazy i wanna fuck joe biden
- i've been waiting for this for a long time. ni hao babes :skintone3-grin:
- [quote=dereklaserbeam;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fthe-hottest-meme-of-the-year%2Fposts%2F5950] did u guys know steam from the shower can set off a smoke alarm? i learned that this morning. poor riley bear freaked the fuck out! [/quote] typical for photoelectric detectors. get yourself an ionization smoke alarm for your bathroom, they aren't sensitive to water vapor
- i'll find this Dwayne Day guy and give him a knuckle to the freaking dome piece!
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