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travis scott fucks the burger and cums inside of it
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you're the burger
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- Funny, I too was invited to work out in Erik's garage. The instructions he gave me took me down a winding country road with almost no lights to speak of. I don't think anyone lives that far out, or at least I didn't at the time. I was just about to turn back when I saw his "house" in the clearing. [img]https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7iYK7SK_ZDI/VsDN47tjwYI/AAAAAAAAAi8/LWOcqUyr6AU/s1600/15.08.29.1.JPG[/img] Against my better judgement I decided to be polite and knock on the door. "Little" Erik (he was 6'8 and weighed at least 400 lbs by my recollection) opened the door and walking me inside towards the "fitness room". What was in there was appalling, a dirty rusted up toilet, a toddler's trike with a computer monitor tied to the handlebars, and some rusted up scrap metal he called weights, but I didn't want to be rude so I feigned a simple workout while I planned my escape. I must not have been paying much attention, I was a little freaked out, because Erik slipped away for a moment and came back looking like this (I managed to snap a picture): [img]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ov3oKe7mBZo/maxresdefault.jpg[/img] He kept saying "now the real workout can begin" and throwing ants all over me. I couldn't take it anymore and took off the "workout chains" he threw on me earlier, and made my escape. The whole time he was chasing my car and crying before I finally lost him and got back home. I don't think Little Erik cares about working out at all, and I highly discourage anyone from going to his garage for sets and reps. This Little Erik guy is kind of a jerk!
- im considering posting on bloard... gonna spend some time thinking of bloard-worthy posts.........
- i think you posted that in the wrong thread, this one is for fan [b]FICTION!!![/b]
- I dreamed that I lost a tooth and instead of the tooth fairy, hillips came to my room
- [quote=toilet%20man;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Ffour-letter-words-only%2Fposts%2F11644] "four word only" make come back this week ... make dumb guys have uses them head onto here just this once 😂 four word game test what hide back your fore head, cant join?? your must have dumb face area also just read here some guys gets band with kick from mods when dont post four part word. good, them fool cant even math, four very easy even baby know this?? 😆😆 [/quote] Good idea when bans used with plus four part word guys. This page only with wits, Horn page with four part word page make good webs rate, make high post rate with many noob join site each hour
- sees title "finally, BBQloard meetup" clicks thread "ahhh hh h maybe some other time[url=https://i.imgur.com/1BLter8.png] 😔[/url]
- i wanna reply on the " plans to bring in more bloard users " forum thread but it has exactly 69 posts now so i cant. ill just put my reply here, pls tell the others about it: i found bloard through a pixelated grafitti jpg grafitti with the woards "blord . com" on the jet set radio steam community forums contributions mods page. maybe you guys should think about investing more cryptocurrency in that avenue. that's it, thanks for the help derek.
- [img]https://i.imgur.com/7pDfyGg_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium[/img] Name: Louie/Lou Age: 9 months old Breed: Cavalier King Charles Spaniel Likes: The Weather Channel, his friends Precious, Duck, Carrot, and Cheeseburger, and sitting on people’s head Dislikes: Eating food Enemies: My cat Kiki Talents: Running full speed into the couch Brain Power: none Favorite Movie: The Thin Red Line Idols: Jim Cantore
- bloard meetup was a success [img]https://i.imgur.com/vN60UPO.jpg[/img]
- i once had a dream as a kid i was walking down a long hallway and at the end of the hall the closet door swung open and a rabbit in overalls walked out, ran up to me, and started punching me in the face. i was screaming and screaming and he kept punching me and i woke up with a bloody nose really awful dream to tell you the truth
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- that feeling when u have been logged out of bloard.com [img]https://i.imgur.com/K4IsTLU.jpg[/img]
- That shit — well, hmmm... what else will that shit, like — welp! Yeah... Stop. Pray, fuck, kiss, suck! Then jizz like she’d want. Horn knee ???? Stop !!!! Just walk past, don’t look with eyes like that. You’d know when you’d know. Back with that jazz shit? Riff then riff some more. Walk left, with torn shoes. Then cram that dick deep thru your kind maid. She’d wipe your poop from your sink, then give your pops some cute wink. Horn knee? Stop !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! Well, just deem this shit true: Only poop nude. Only poop nude. Only poop nude. Only poop nude.
- we grow a new cannabis strain called Purple Bloard and get snoop doog to endorse it. get him to say "hey that's good" or something and we can make little green weed cookies and call em plus ones
- *sternly gives you the bloard initiation handshake which includes a rough under/over with a lazy side-ZJ and a phrase whispered in your ear in a dialect of yiddish only spoken by the highest ranking jews around these parts all while refusing to wipe the runny snot off my moustache because i just walked in from the cold and you can feel it touch the side of your face a little as i'm leaning in but you know this is all part of the deal and you'll score those fresh +1's soon enough so you put up with it* Hello.
- Sipping my coffee after dinner. Typing Bloard dot com into the search bar and releasing a giant “ahhhh” when I hit enter. Now here I am. On Bloard. Typing it all out. On a Saturday night. This feeling is unmatched.
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- Poetry Corner Hijacked by tricksters All I wanted Was to be a limrickster Ponies abounding All over this thread Till I pull out my gun And shoot off their head
- what can i put in my tinder profile to indicate that i am severely depressed and too online but also would not mind meeting some honeys heres all i have so far [img]http://i.imgur.com/THzRFiS.jpg[/img]
- post pictures of dogs here (your own or dogs you know/are friends with) and their stats I'll start [img]https://i.imgur.com/81cOCwZh.jpg[/img] name: Ponyo age: soon to be 3 breed: dachshund/chihuahua maybe likes: treats, pets, soup, stealing food dislikes: other dogs, being touched by the loop end of her leash, baths, when it rains and her feet have to touch the wet ground enemies: other dachshund/chihuahua in the building named pollo Talents: can climb stairs into bed now, posing for the camera BRain power: medium low favorite movie: the hunger games idols: lord voldemort, Mike love
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- "sir, can i ask why you're smoking TWO huge blunts?" "officer, I'm..." *turns to camera* "double jointed" *cop starts breakdancing*
- ants in the house- grumble and grouse! ants outside- i'll let it slide! this is basically me saying that ants are fine if they're not in your home messing your shit up and looking at your cock when you shower. this is my updated view on ants, cant remember what my old view on ants was. this thread is too long and i can't be bothered looking at what i posted 2 or 3 years ago
- this is a thread to recognize the best bloarders as they do the best things. whether it's going on a hike and then posting great hike pictures to bloard, comforting a friend with kind words and sympathy on bloard, or just simply ordering a really good pizza with your friends on bloard, THIS IS THE PLACE TO RECOGNIZE ACHIEVEMENT with that being said, I nominate hillips for making a robot that posts on bloard. WAY TO GO hillips
- it’s cool that the way upbloards work the top posts are clinched forever in the first few months before the active user count settles well below the top number of +s. until leh0n erases everything and rebloots it again and gets a few good posters to do it all again before most of them get blored and leave
- $Remembered all thje Bloard posters who suck ass and why noone posts on here rofl 😂😂😂😂
- [img]http://i.imgur.com/BOM2t3F.png[/img] Name: Boss age: 2.5 Breed: schnauzer Likes: eating schoolchildren, spaghetti sauce Dislikes: balloons, schoolchildren, water Enemies: Bus drivers Talents: can jump six feet in air Brain power: passed a turing test Favorite movie: stealing harvard Idols: rudolf carnap, inventor of esperanto, the lnaguage of peace Car: he can move the pavement like magneto and go anywhere he wants
- ACT 1, Scene 3 SETTING: Later that night, a skyscraper rooftop in downtown Manhattan, approximately 2:34 AM (Note: That's 2:34 Military Time for any international bloarders online). Heavy rain and thunder all around. Background MUSIC [Harsh cut from previous background music, NO FADE IN/OUT] (Soundtrack title: The Rainy Manhattan Skyscraper Scene Background Music): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBTzKpJ9BRg Quick cut from previous scene to a close up of a smart phone (something generic like an off-brand Samsung), W. Neat's thread on Bloard shown opened (Brightness all the way up). The camera follows the phone as it is swept out of a chuckling passerby's hand and carried on a strong breeze through various manhattan alleyways, past unsuspecting pedestrians, a dog barks at it, it flies through an open taxi window, and then is vaulted upwards by a ventilation grate (those things that are pluming smoke in cities you know). The phone is carried upwards, to the unnamed skyscraper roof, there we see the phone approach a shadowy figure, perched precariously on a corner of the wet, and slippery tower. The phone passes over the figures shoulder, and it seems like it's about to fall to the ground, but the strong, muscular hand of the figure snatches it, and reads the thread on the screen. SHADOWY FIGURE: Hm, and so, the trolls come to bloard's shores... The Figure drops the phone from the roof, the camera doesnt follow, but instead pans around to the Figure's chest, a massive, green "b" emblazoned on it's breastplate. FIGURE: Time to fight bloard, (Camera pans diagonally down to reveal the figure pulling out a huge, badass sword with the word "quote" engraved on it) with bloard. (camera pans up to just the figure's mouth, revealing a tasteful, but still badass, smirk) cut to an aerial shot of the figure, his arms out to his side in a christ like pose, and he begins leaning over the corner of the building, his cape rippling in the deafening wind, but then promptly sits down, and takes out his own phone (something really hip like an iPhone 8 Plus) END SCENE
- [imgur voice] welp, close it down folks, this sir wins. give this man a damn award! you have won theh internet my excellent man. i'm hammiring my dick so hard with the toilet seat, just going to town! 👺
- Bloard is a Crypto miner sleeper ddos botnet rootkit extract it to you desktop and run as administrator