stephen hawking was a bloarder and thats what killed him
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- Tattoo a plus on your bellybutton so that they can push it every time you make a funny. ☺☺
- | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| This sex shit got me honkin Like a G O O S E |____________| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || / づ
- [quote=%E2%98%83;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Ftravis-scott-meal%2Fposts%2F13152] travis scott fucks the burger and cums inside of it [/quote] you're the burger
- im considering posting on bloard... gonna spend some time thinking of bloard-worthy posts.........
- [quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fcool-band-names-free-to-use%2Fposts%2F10739] (Aggressively) They're all cool names. [/quote] I like the other ones too, snooby. I feel so bad that I said the things I said and created this distance between us. I hate it. I hate waking up in the morning and not seeing your messages on my phone. I hate knowing that you're out there somewhere and there's a vast coldness that separates my heart from yours. Most of all, I hate that I hurt you. I wish there was something I could do to repair the damage I've done. If I could go back in time and erase the thoughtless words I wrote into bloard dot com that severed our bond I would do that snooby, I really would. because big red boat is a cool name. it is. but you know what's cooler than that? being friends with your buds. that's the coolest band name of them all.
- Hey gang, Chern here, just wanted to go ahead and throw a post on up, keep on bloarding! If you feel like throwing a post on up yourself, go ahead and do so! :) - Love, Chern
- i think you posted that in the wrong thread, this one is for fan [b]FICTION!!![/b]
- i wanna reply on the " plans to bring in more bloard users " forum thread but it has exactly 69 posts now so i cant. ill just put my reply here, pls tell the others about it: i found bloard through a pixelated grafitti jpg grafitti with the woards "blord . com" on the jet set radio steam community forums contributions mods page. maybe you guys should think about investing more cryptocurrency in that avenue. that's it, thanks for the help derek.
- [quote=toilet%20man;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Ffour-letter-words-only%2Fposts%2F11644] "four word only" make come back this week ... make dumb guys have uses them head onto here just this once 😂 four word game test what hide back your fore head, cant join?? your must have dumb face area also just read here some guys gets band with kick from mods when dont post four part word. good, them fool cant even math, four very easy even baby know this?? 😆😆 [/quote] Good idea when bans used with plus four part word guys. This page only with wits, Horn page with four part word page make good webs rate, make high post rate with many noob join site each hour
- bloard meetup was a success [img]https://i.imgur.com/vN60UPO.jpg[/img]
- I dreamed that I lost a tooth and instead of the tooth fairy, hillips came to my room
- *sternly gives you the bloard initiation handshake which includes a rough under/over with a lazy side-ZJ and a phrase whispered in your ear in a dialect of yiddish only spoken by the highest ranking jews around these parts all while refusing to wipe the runny snot off my moustache because i just walked in from the cold and you can feel it touch the side of your face a little as i'm leaning in but you know this is all part of the deal and you'll score those fresh +1's soon enough so you put up with it* Hello.
- That shit — well, hmmm... what else will that shit, like — welp! Yeah... Stop. Pray, fuck, kiss, suck! Then jizz like she’d want. Horn knee ???? Stop !!!! Just walk past, don’t look with eyes like that. You’d know when you’d know. Back with that jazz shit? Riff then riff some more. Walk left, with torn shoes. Then cram that dick deep thru your kind maid. She’d wipe your poop from your sink, then give your pops some cute wink. Horn knee? Stop !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! Well, just deem this shit true: Only poop nude. Only poop nude. Only poop nude. Only poop nude.
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- what can i put in my tinder profile to indicate that i am severely depressed and too online but also would not mind meeting some honeys heres all i have so far [img]http://i.imgur.com/THzRFiS.jpg[/img]
- post pictures of dogs here (your own or dogs you know/are friends with) and their stats I'll start [img]https://i.imgur.com/81cOCwZh.jpg[/img] name: Ponyo age: soon to be 3 breed: dachshund/chihuahua maybe likes: treats, pets, soup, stealing food dislikes: other dogs, being touched by the loop end of her leash, baths, when it rains and her feet have to touch the wet ground enemies: other dachshund/chihuahua in the building named pollo Talents: can climb stairs into bed now, posing for the camera BRain power: medium low favorite movie: the hunger games idols: lord voldemort, Mike love
- "sir, can i ask why you're smoking TWO huge blunts?" "officer, I'm..." *turns to camera* "double jointed" *cop starts breakdancing*
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- $Remembered all thje Bloard posters who suck ass and why noone posts on here rofl 😂😂😂😂
- it’s cool that the way upbloards work the top posts are clinched forever in the first few months before the active user count settles well below the top number of +s. until leh0n erases everything and rebloots it again and gets a few good posters to do it all again before most of them get blored and leave
- that feeling when u have been logged out of bloard.com [img]https://i.imgur.com/K4IsTLU.jpg[/img]
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- [quote=Bappi%20Barlos;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fants-pro-or-con%2Fposts%2F11668] the exchange is simple. i give the ants my load of unwanted scrap and the ants are happy again. turns out that we can be more connected with the earth than we thought. [/quote] what a bunch of misguided hippy bullshit
- mr. bean episode idea: he has a fart he can't get out, so he tries to vacuum the fart out of his butt. The fart goes through a toilet, then explodes into a big piece of hot, white foam, and he has to clean it by sitting on it in his lap, as his brother, Tom Bean, would do. Tom's dad, Mr. Bean-the famous, late father-is in the room at the time, but it's more his brother- Tom's dad is dead. Tom can't go back, his son has been killed, and Tom has an existential crisis. The episode ends with Tom taking the farts out of his belly, and then his face, and that just blows my mind. I am so, so proud of Tom.
- ants in the house- grumble and grouse! ants outside- i'll let it slide! this is basically me saying that ants are fine if they're not in your home messing your shit up and looking at your cock when you shower. this is my updated view on ants, cant remember what my old view on ants was. this thread is too long and i can't be bothered looking at what i posted 2 or 3 years ago
- I just won the gold medal at the horny olympics. +1 this post to congratulate me
- imagine how owned one of you would be if you posted a real picture of yourself in here, and then i posted about how you have funny ears or a wrinkled forehead or something. and it gets like 7 +s. "boy fuck outta here with that philtrum. posting in here lookin like a damn easter island head and shit" from then on no matter what the topic of the thread was people would only reply to your posts with the offending picture, maybe cropped or photoshopped to highlight the unusual aspect of your appearance, and you would be instantly and throroughly owned every time. thered be no escaping from it. when you finally decide youve had enough youd quietly stop posting, then log in on a new account two months later, pretend to be a new user, maybe even join the rest of the website in mocking the now infamous picture so no-one suspects that its really you. now that would be funny as fuck and all in good taste