hmmm i dunno. have you seen the one where derek says how he shit himself
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- Hey gang, Chern here, just wanted to go ahead and throw a post on up, keep on bloarding! If you feel like throwing a post on up yourself, go ahead and do so! :) - Love, Chern
- [quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2Fmusical_bloard%2Ftopics%2Fcool-band-names-free-to-use%2Fposts%2F10739] (Aggressively) They're all cool names. [/quote] I like the other ones too, snooby. I feel so bad that I said the things I said and created this distance between us. I hate it. I hate waking up in the morning and not seeing your messages on my phone. I hate knowing that you're out there somewhere and there's a vast coldness that separates my heart from yours. Most of all, I hate that I hurt you. I wish there was something I could do to repair the damage I've done. If I could go back in time and erase the thoughtless words I wrote into bloard dot com that severed our bond I would do that snooby, I really would. because big red boat is a cool name. it is. but you know what's cooler than that? being friends with your buds. that's the coolest band name of them all.
- i think you posted that in the wrong thread, this one is for fan [b]FICTION!!![/b]
- im considering posting on bloard... gonna spend some time thinking of bloard-worthy posts.........
- bloard meetup was a success [img]https://i.imgur.com/vN60UPO.jpg[/img]
- | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| This sex shit got me honkin Like a G O O S E |____________| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || / づ
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- That shit — well, hmmm... what else will that shit, like — welp! Yeah... Stop. Pray, fuck, kiss, suck! Then jizz like she’d want. Horn knee ???? Stop !!!! Just walk past, don’t look with eyes like that. You’d know when you’d know. Back with that jazz shit? Riff then riff some more. Walk left, with torn shoes. Then cram that dick deep thru your kind maid. She’d wipe your poop from your sink, then give your pops some cute wink. Horn knee? Stop !!!! !!!! !!!! !!!! Well, just deem this shit true: Only poop nude. Only poop nude. Only poop nude. Only poop nude.
- *sternly gives you the bloard initiation handshake which includes a rough under/over with a lazy side-ZJ and a phrase whispered in your ear in a dialect of yiddish only spoken by the highest ranking jews around these parts all while refusing to wipe the runny snot off my moustache because i just walked in from the cold and you can feel it touch the side of your face a little as i'm leaning in but you know this is all part of the deal and you'll score those fresh +1's soon enough so you put up with it* Hello.
- what can i put in my tinder profile to indicate that i am severely depressed and too online but also would not mind meeting some honeys heres all i have so far [img]http://i.imgur.com/THzRFiS.jpg[/img]
- post pictures of dogs here (your own or dogs you know/are friends with) and their stats I'll start [img]https://i.imgur.com/81cOCwZh.jpg[/img] name: Ponyo age: soon to be 3 breed: dachshund/chihuahua maybe likes: treats, pets, soup, stealing food dislikes: other dogs, being touched by the loop end of her leash, baths, when it rains and her feet have to touch the wet ground enemies: other dachshund/chihuahua in the building named pollo Talents: can climb stairs into bed now, posing for the camera BRain power: medium low favorite movie: the hunger games idols: lord voldemort, Mike love
- that feeling when u have been logged out of bloard.com [img]https://i.imgur.com/K4IsTLU.jpg[/img]
- [img]https://i.pinimg.com/736x/0b/6c/d4/0b6cd4912df7a2fcc8edfe1dcc305796--fake-friend-quotes-me-quotes.jpg[/img]
- [quote=toilet%20man;%2Fbloards%2Fweird_bloard%2Ftopics%2Ffour-letter-words-only%2Fposts%2F11644] "four word only" make come back this week ... make dumb guys have uses them head onto here just this once 😂 four word game test what hide back your fore head, cant join?? your must have dumb face area also just read here some guys gets band with kick from mods when dont post four part word. good, them fool cant even math, four very easy even baby know this?? 😆😆 [/quote] Good idea when bans used with plus four part word guys. This page only with wits, Horn page with four part word page make good webs rate, make high post rate with many noob join site each hour
- Funny, I too was invited to work out in Erik's garage. The instructions he gave me took me down a winding country road with almost no lights to speak of. I don't think anyone lives that far out, or at least I didn't at the time. I was just about to turn back when I saw his "house" in the clearing. [img]https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-7iYK7SK_ZDI/VsDN47tjwYI/AAAAAAAAAi8/LWOcqUyr6AU/s1600/15.08.29.1.JPG[/img] Against my better judgement I decided to be polite and knock on the door. "Little" Erik (he was 6'8 and weighed at least 400 lbs by my recollection) opened the door and walking me inside towards the "fitness room". What was in there was appalling, a dirty rusted up toilet, a toddler's trike with a computer monitor tied to the handlebars, and some rusted up scrap metal he called weights, but I didn't want to be rude so I feigned a simple workout while I planned my escape. I must not have been paying much attention, I was a little freaked out, because Erik slipped away for a moment and came back looking like this (I managed to snap a picture): [img]https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Ov3oKe7mBZo/maxresdefault.jpg[/img] He kept saying "now the real workout can begin" and throwing ants all over me. I couldn't take it anymore and took off the "workout chains" he threw on me earlier, and made my escape. The whole time he was chasing my car and crying before I finally lost him and got back home. I don't think Little Erik cares about working out at all, and I highly discourage anyone from going to his garage for sets and reps. This Little Erik guy is kind of a jerk!
- "sir, can i ask why you're smoking TWO huge blunts?" "officer, I'm..." *turns to camera* "double jointed" *cop starts breakdancing*
- imagine how owned one of you would be if you posted a real picture of yourself in here, and then i posted about how you have funny ears or a wrinkled forehead or something. and it gets like 7 +s. "boy fuck outta here with that philtrum. posting in here lookin like a damn easter island head and shit" from then on no matter what the topic of the thread was people would only reply to your posts with the offending picture, maybe cropped or photoshopped to highlight the unusual aspect of your appearance, and you would be instantly and throroughly owned every time. thered be no escaping from it. when you finally decide youve had enough youd quietly stop posting, then log in on a new account two months later, pretend to be a new user, maybe even join the rest of the website in mocking the now infamous picture so no-one suspects that its really you. now that would be funny as fuck and all in good taste
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- $Remembered all thje Bloard posters who suck ass and why noone posts on here rofl 😂😂😂😂
- I dreamed that I lost a tooth and instead of the tooth fairy, hillips came to my room
- mr. bean episode idea: he has a fart he can't get out, so he tries to vacuum the fart out of his butt. The fart goes through a toilet, then explodes into a big piece of hot, white foam, and he has to clean it by sitting on it in his lap, as his brother, Tom Bean, would do. Tom's dad, Mr. Bean-the famous, late father-is in the room at the time, but it's more his brother- Tom's dad is dead. Tom can't go back, his son has been killed, and Tom has an existential crisis. The episode ends with Tom taking the farts out of his belly, and then his face, and that just blows my mind. I am so, so proud of Tom.
- it’s cool that the way upbloards work the top posts are clinched forever in the first few months before the active user count settles well below the top number of +s. until leh0n erases everything and rebloots it again and gets a few good posters to do it all again before most of them get blored and leave
- ants in the house- grumble and grouse! ants outside- i'll let it slide! this is basically me saying that ants are fine if they're not in your home messing your shit up and looking at your cock when you shower. this is my updated view on ants, cant remember what my old view on ants was. this thread is too long and i can't be bothered looking at what i posted 2 or 3 years ago
- i'll be posting pictures of my new flail i bought in here when it arrives
- Sipping my coffee after dinner. Typing Bloard dot com into the search bar and releasing a giant “ahhhh” when I hit enter. Now here I am. On Bloard. Typing it all out. On a Saturday night. This feeling is unmatched.
- ACT 1, Scene 3 SETTING: Later that night, a skyscraper rooftop in downtown Manhattan, approximately 2:34 AM (Note: That's 2:34 Military Time for any international bloarders online). Heavy rain and thunder all around. Background MUSIC [Harsh cut from previous background music, NO FADE IN/OUT] (Soundtrack title: The Rainy Manhattan Skyscraper Scene Background Music): https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBTzKpJ9BRg Quick cut from previous scene to a close up of a smart phone (something generic like an off-brand Samsung), W. Neat's thread on Bloard shown opened (Brightness all the way up). The camera follows the phone as it is swept out of a chuckling passerby's hand and carried on a strong breeze through various manhattan alleyways, past unsuspecting pedestrians, a dog barks at it, it flies through an open taxi window, and then is vaulted upwards by a ventilation grate (those things that are pluming smoke in cities you know). The phone is carried upwards, to the unnamed skyscraper roof, there we see the phone approach a shadowy figure, perched precariously on a corner of the wet, and slippery tower. The phone passes over the figures shoulder, and it seems like it's about to fall to the ground, but the strong, muscular hand of the figure snatches it, and reads the thread on the screen. SHADOWY FIGURE: Hm, and so, the trolls come to bloard's shores... The Figure drops the phone from the roof, the camera doesnt follow, but instead pans around to the Figure's chest, a massive, green "b" emblazoned on it's breastplate. FIGURE: Time to fight bloard, (Camera pans diagonally down to reveal the figure pulling out a huge, badass sword with the word "quote" engraved on it) with bloard. (camera pans up to just the figure's mouth, revealing a tasteful, but still badass, smirk) cut to an aerial shot of the figure, his arms out to his side in a christ like pose, and he begins leaning over the corner of the building, his cape rippling in the deafening wind, but then promptly sits down, and takes out his own phone (something really hip like an iPhone 8 Plus) END SCENE