y'all 2020 goal ???? mine goal this year talk like jarr jarr bink.... term like misa, yusa, wesa
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- [img]https://i.imgur.com/FhqFzvn.jpg[/img] the only naval babes I'm aware of :)
- [Casually scrolling through bloard, thinking "Hm... Probably just a few new posts today. Nothing special." But then noticing that not only is there a new thread up, it's a thread made by none other than Kingdad himself!] Holy shit dude. Right on! Anyway, onto the topic of the thread. Bad Idea: Sleeping nude Iffy Idea: Sleeping only in boxers or briefs or whatever your undergarments are Ok Idea: Sleeping with PJ pants on over your undergarments Better Idea: Sleeping under covers with PJ pants and a sleep-sweater Good Idea: Wearing your Starfish Snuggle Snowsuit over your PJ pants and sweater, with undergarments underneath, and socks on underneath the covers
- cosmo magazine: drive your man wild by putting a bagel on his dick
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- What the hell, it's full of freaking turds! I can't believe I have lit up, and inhaled, the fumes of burning turds! Ah Christ, there's no getting out of this one!
- I was hanging out with a couple of friends one night and a group of 4 or 5 rough looking guys started yelling at us and following us around. Eventually we split up and I had to walk home and take some hidden paths so I wouldn't run into them by myself. It was pretty scary. However the scariest part, was when I entered my house and was attacked by a ghost which killed me instantly.
- *throwing my voice so it sounds like plop is talking (it’s an octive higher than a normal person’s voice)* yes let’s fuck derek. He’s soooo sexy
- I'm not going because I don't want to. I've been invited by several high level celebs (Will Smith and Will I Am) to attend but I won't divilge their information, and I won't be seen sitting next to Will and Will at the Emmy's. If I were to attend the Emmy's, I assure you I would scream at the low level celebs, such as Scott Baio, and Cher. And I would tell them I will send the IRS to their house everyday. I don't even know who Emmy is! Who is this person who knows all these celebs! Will won't tell me! Anyway, thanks to all my fans who have followed me onto Bloard. :)
- hiya guys. this page, each word only FOUR text part okay. zero typo!!! okay? cool, lets post. obey them rule.
- hey folks, unfortunately derk was brutally sniped in the mouth right as he hit "send" on that last post, presumably by someone who knows that bananas are not vegetables. regrettable but I think we all saw it coming
- Hello, I just wanted to say thank you all for another successful year of somehow remaining relevant, or at least not letting the domain name expire. It's been over half a decade since the original Bloard incarnation hit the 'net. Can you believe it! So many posters come and gone, amongst the notable being Treebro (QEPD), Dril, Virgin, Dogboner, Thrush, Skylark*, dinosaurjerk, Brendle, and leh0n (QEPD). It's been a mild ride, with occasionally the wind bringing in some post-trash occasionally, with a moderate dusting of humour, enough to make one accidently sneeze a chuckle or, at best, a "heh." But it's a marvel how far we haven't come nor gone-- we've been the same. And that's more than many places can say. Why, both Reddit and the *chans have been shitted up by fucking boomers and r/The_Donald so much, that it's almost unbelievable. But, Bloard -- now [i]there's[/i] an immovable [i]lump of shit[/i], eh? Almost makes one proud. Anyway, you probably are expecting a terrible post coming from me, so here it is. Enjoy it. [*] I recently hung out with a friend in CLE (well, Lakewood to be specific, but that's like splitting the difference between Irving Park and O'Hare), who got me up to date on some happenings on the Pink Fora. He mentioned Skylark made a big transformation, and that the Pink Fuckers were actually accepting-- excepting Barnacle Jim of course (my friend told me about the "bolt-ons" joke-- Wahaha! What a jerk!!).
- jerry noooo now my pet anteaters going buck wild on my laptop trying to eat the anhddhgddiduehdhdhudhdheytwrrrqrqrqrrrwtssstts6663654664
- [quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-conspiracies%2Fposts%2F6098] I havnt posted in a while and im uncreative and have a dull sense of humor so this is wht i came up with. [/quote] wow really hits home man anyway here's a conspiracy theory: the guy that has the twitter handle @wowneat isn't actually me. he must have grabbed my handle after i jumped ship around 2012ish after i broke up with my gf at the time and got really really depressed about it. just wanted to posit that as a conspiracy. it'd be big if true.
- I'm good bro. I've been practicing hucking beanbags at passing cars and I have a court appearance next week, because of the hucking beanbags at cars thing I mentioned.
- *reads the post, then turns towards the camera, then turns back to the post* WTF
- thats a cool sticker d. must be hard to find a holocaust survivor an ex slave in this day and age and then run them over with your car but i believe you
- with all the new people getting on bloard recently, I would like to say "hello," and "welcome." I'd like to extend my hand in welcome to you and to find out a little more about you. With that in mind, please, new people, take a minute and answer the following questions: - what do you like to do for fun? - do you enjoy working in groups? - who is a leader who inspires you? is that leader the queen? - do you exercise? can you lift more than 20x your body weight? - how many legs do you have? - do you like eating crumbs off the ground? - get the fuck out of my house and stop looking at my dick - what is life like in your colony? - can I interest you in some poison? Again, welcome to bloard. It's really encouraging to see all of you swarming in here, through the cracks under the door, up from the dirt in my yard.
- the bloarders creed: thy post be fire, thy post be flame. unto the plus append my name without the posts i go insane i only live to post agane
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- pigfoot recently [url=https://twitter.com/pigfoot_vermont/status/1252630167287205897]tweeted[/url] that you might be a genious and not even know it. well that made me think, if theres one group of people that would be able to determine if someone is a legendary genooisu it would be bloarders. So lets use this thread to determine the GEnoius levels of various people. I'll start: [b]Steven Hulking[/b] [b]Pros[/b]: 1) Knew a lot about math or whatever. Might have been pretty good with a telescope. [b]Cons[/b]: 1) never changed his computer voice to a buttery smooth Siri. Kept the default windows 95 text to speech voice. 2) never used his big brain to travel through a black hole 3) never used his big brain to install hydraulics on his wheelchair [b]Conclusion[/b]: A lot of potential here, but ultimately i think Stephton Hucken failed to live up to it. [b]Genoius raiting[/b]: 54.7%
- [quote=Snooby;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fooh-can-i-post-here%2Fposts%2F5484] and so, the troll's come to bloards shores.... [/quote] [quote=Chernip;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fooh-can-i-post-here%2Fposts%2F5483] and so, the trolls come to bloard's shores.... [/quote] [img]http://media.beliefnet.com/~/media/photos/entertainment/movies/galleries/alice-in-wonderland/thetweedles.jpg?as=1&w=400[/img]
- flail pictures as promised [img]https://i.imgur.com/pWll9jm.jpg[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/IkAuxjj.png[/img] [img]https://i.imgur.com/yTlfLmN.png[/img]
- sucking on my titties like you wanting me callin me
- I will use the power wisely . Edit: I will do the needful Edit 2: please Edit 3: I with draw my application to become mod 😔
- here's my list of ultimate swears: bloard.com users... snooby dereklaserbeam little erik Mister Spigetti yoshifanatic1488 meatbot slow learner jerry kingdad42 coward hillips joop banjowigwam bug deal haunted_shrub kim_jong_skillz ☃ dendycrew goatsebuster wowneat pigfoot_vermont dick chappy PotooTang Claire!!!!!!! orgamecha dude blandkidneystone Snorkel the dolphin saptapadi buttersnot d_____________________________________b moog rupy i’ts good big_boi_henk jessica beefsnack Kurt21Balls RaymondMoist plop toilet man meowkittens6 Thugbob8080 the hot dog king