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- *reads the post, then turns towards the camera, then turns back to the post* WTF
- [quote=blandkidneystone;%2Fbloards%2Fgbs%2Ftopics%2Fbloard-conspiracies%2Fposts%2F6098] I havnt posted in a while and im uncreative and have a dull sense of humor so this is wht i came up with. [/quote] wow really hits home man anyway here's a conspiracy theory: the guy that has the twitter handle @wowneat isn't actually me. he must have grabbed my handle after i jumped ship around 2012ish after i broke up with my gf at the time and got really really depressed about it. just wanted to posit that as a conspiracy. it'd be big if true.
- hiya guys. this page, each word only FOUR text part okay. zero typo!!! okay? cool, lets post. obey them rule.
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- And he is really mad he didnβt make an account earlier! Iβm grounded from everything but Bloard for a month! Yippee!!
- As the old saying goes: Horny in morning, bloarders take warning... horny at night, bloarders delight.... folks: Are you team morning horny or team night horny ??
- ________________ ^ got that sucker in a pretty good balance. free handed it, too. yeah that sumbitch is lookin mighty stable. might just set here a while and admire it
- Hisenburg from the tv show breakingf bad [b]Heisenborg[/b] [b]pros:[/b] - Wears a cool hat in some of the episodes - Knows a lot of recipies [b]cons:[/b] - Liar - Fake friend [b]Geneus rating:[/b] 31.9%. Not the brightest guy
- They have the right idea. I want to be 4 inches tall and live in the refrigerator. I want to pirouette from button to button on the dual shock 4. I want to eat spaghetti off of a button and feel so carefree that I don't even mind that I'm losing at least half my noodles.
- πwhat's this!! [img]https://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=442185&type=card[/img] don't want it [img]https://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=443020&type=card[/img] don't need it [img]https://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=397461&type=card[/img] have it [img]https://gatherer.wizards.com/Handlers/Image.ashx?multiverseid=179441&type=card[/img] ββΊπ wow what a find!!! ππ¨
- The honarable Judge RaymondMoist presides, Bring your petty grievances and I shall pass judgement.
- lets start dating each other while we wait for the women to come around
- Old Jacket (lo fi bedroom pop), Big Red Boat (Classic rock throwback), Stabbed (Metalcore), Stabbed! (Synth pop)
- SORRY BUT IM LOGGING OFF OF BLOARD! π Password*******..LOADING..ββ ββββββββββ 99% ββ ERROR ! It is impossible to log off bloard. It means too much to me. Send to ten bloarders who you never want to lose. If you get 3 back, you're an amazing bloarder.
- I like to assassinate lunkheads in th3 gym by doing deadlifts with improper form and firing a lower vertebrate out of my back and into their brain
- dug a hole in the ground in the woods behind my house, thatβs my fart hole. letβs hear about your fart hole
- i do it at designated bloard stations so its safe for eceryone
- someone told me to bloard a while ago and I forgot and now here I am on the Gym Bloard
- [SCENE: Doggy Day Care Place, Interior] DEREK: Wow there's a lot of dogs at the gym today! [starts doing squat thrusts]
- At some point we must ask ourselves when we see something: Was that shit biscotti? I saw something. I thought to myself: That shit - well - That shitβs not biscotti. I sentenced time for a crime commited. Take it up in Small Claims Bloard. I sumbit from any further jurisdiction of the case at hand.
- For outstanding achievement in the field of kindness and ban-evasion, I award Kingdad a big smooch on the mouth [img]https://underthelobsterscope.files.wordpress.com/2012/04/toddler-kissing-a-pig-e1334344875804.jpg[/img]
- / / / / / / / ^ / / π©/ / Damn that shit was biscotti
- I've been doing some detective work around Bloard to look for evidence regarding a hunch I've had for some time now. This may come as a shock to some, but I have firm raisin to believe this "littleerik" guy is actually an ant colony attempting to create an online persona in order to infiltrate our homes. There are several reasons I believe this: He is never not around ants. He is able to get close enough to other ants to take a clear picture, indicating he is trusted by his colony brethren, and even showers with them. He also seems to have complex knowledge of the behavioral traits of ants. I could have passed all of these points as coincidental until I found out about his "special hole in the woods" where be buries his fallen comrades. Let this be a warning, if littleerik asks you where the garbage goes when it leaves your house; for the sake of our kind do not tell him.
- ive decided to take up smoking
- Let me put it this way. Bloard is like a box. When you go in the box you dont know what you're going to find but you know it's going to be bloard. When you get back out of the box the light of the world blinds you momentarily as your metaphorical eyes adjust to the unfiltered wave after wave of useless garbage, celeb interviews, shitty reaction gifs, seasonal recipes with five paragraph prologues about how the author used to cook this for her ALS afflicted son, weird fast food brand tweets where a 49 year old northwestern graduate white guy says "y'all", guys getting mad at trump, guys getting mad at the guys who get mad at trump, literally a song called wet ass pussy that sucks shit but you cant say it because its Empowering. You find something kind of tame but funny and ironic to latch onto in all of this mess but it isnt the same. It isnt bloard. It's just some scrap that you can maybe share with your dudes in one of the surrogate bloard chats which always end up being a little more racist than the real bloard, which is a little racist but also very eager to have some black posters.
- just... no shirts in here... please follow the rules